Dear Man-With-Excessive-Body-Hair,
I saw you in your sporty tank top this afternoon, and just thought you'd appreciate some friendly advice. Even though it's a sweltering 79 degrees outside, and that tank top is probably the only thing between you and death by heat exhaustion, odds are it really wasn't the best wardrobe choice today--or ever.
A better choice would have been the removal of your excessive body hair. You could shave it off, wax it off, pluck it out--I even hear Nair works pretty well. With the hair gone you could channel your 1980s, tank-top-wearing personality any time you like, and I wouldn't risk losing my lunch. Or, if these options sound too painful/time consuming, you could just wear a t-shirt and cover up the hair.
Because guys with excessive body hair should not wear tank tops. It's gross.
Sincerely,
Your Friend
About Me
- Melissa Johnson
- I'm a lover of the written word, particularly 18th and early 19th century literature. I also like movies, music, and spending time with my family. I don't like toes or people who cut in line. I work in an academic library in the special collections department, bringing order to chaos.
3 comments:
Was he Robin Williams hairy? You know tank tops are just really not a good idea for most people.
Yes, he was very Robin Williams hairy. It was truly, truly gross.
ha ha ha!!! I dated a guy that was robin williams hairy. . . YUCK.
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