Tuesday, June 2, 2009

A Letter

Dear Man-With-Excessive-Body-Hair,

I saw you in your sporty tank top this afternoon, and just thought you'd appreciate some friendly advice. Even though it's a sweltering 79 degrees outside, and that tank top is probably the only thing between you and death by heat exhaustion, odds are it really wasn't the best wardrobe choice today--or ever.

A better choice would have been the removal of your excessive body hair. You could shave it off, wax it off, pluck it out--I even hear Nair works pretty well. With the hair gone you could channel your 1980s, tank-top-wearing personality any time you like, and I wouldn't risk losing my lunch. Or, if these options sound too painful/time consuming, you could just wear a t-shirt and cover up the hair.

Because guys with excessive body hair should not wear tank tops. It's gross.


Your Friend


Sarah said...

Was he Robin Williams hairy? You know tank tops are just really not a good idea for most people.

Melissa said...

Yes, he was very Robin Williams hairy. It was truly, truly gross.

Cupcake said...

ha ha ha!!! I dated a guy that was robin williams hairy. . . YUCK.